I am about to explode
I'm hard pushed to anger, but this week has been a corker! I won't go into great detail here, but the things that have been really pissing me off have been brought out into the open and are being resolved. Some 'rules' or 'guidelines' are being put into place so we can all live harmoniously. I'm not totally convinced it will work, but I'm willing to give it some time.
In other news I went shopping for bathers today and also got really pissed off there too! So here are the choices ladies: teenie weenie bikins or a lovely simple black one pieces bathing suit(what i want)...oh no BUT WAIT!!! You need to be a D CUP to fit into any of them!!! They have these specific C/D/DD cup tags on them...and let be honest I'm no way NEAR that!! So there seems to be no middle group. These manufacturers seem to think you're either tiny and can get away with a bikini or your rather big also having gianormous boobs and you'll want a one piece with extra support. What about me in the middle??? huh??
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! Where is Ben's 5 Iron?
posted by Milly @ 9:13 AM
8 Comments
8 Comments:
Maybe if you did explode you could fill your new bathing suit?
In other news board shorts are wicked.
That's awesome!
Bathers shopping nearly always ends in disappointment. My tip is to remember to take your socks off when trying them on, or they always look ridiculous :)
Good tip Em! Also I think because you have to leave your underwear on while trying on bathers, if you have granny knickers on it's nothing but disaster!
First up, one-piece suits should not exist for young people. Period. Bikini all the way, with optional thong bottom.
Like Aaron said, boardies can be cool too for chicks with concerns about bums. It's very "year 9 Adventure World excursion" where you have chicks with bikinis and boardies. The first chick to get her boardies off was the coolest though, and meant every other girl was "over dressed" and the peer pressure was on!
Some people just aren't build to 'pull off' a bikini and I'm one of them! I don't mind my legs or my ass...I can deal with it, but I'm not flashing my pasty white tummy around, I don't care how many nana jokes I encounter!
Optional thong bottom? Seriously? That's just nasty!
I'm built to pull off bikinis... rip off even.
Hah that one was easy.
Aren't you just the comedic genius!
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