Why you should use a phone book

Last night Tony and went to Jane and Mike's place for dinner. Mike was asking me about if I'd put my car in the Quokka yet, which I hadn't. He then told me if I rang before 8pm I'd make it into the next one on Thursday.

Jane and I tried a 1300 number they had on the web site to no avail. Then Mike said he remembered the number off the top of his head which he rang. He passed me the phone whilst it was still ringing. Someone answered, I immediately hung up, I fell to my knees rolling about laughing. You know the kind that makes you laugh so hard you can't make a sound let alone breath? Well it was like that!

Everyone was going 'what. what, what is so funny?' So I told them a female voice answered the phone with 'hello Penthouse escorts, how may I help you tonight?'.