People are fucking ass holes
I've just been told by my real estate agent that we are in breech of some strata laws by having pots and a table on our porch. Instead we are supposed to have nothing there at all.
What kind of nasty wankers have decided now all of a sudden to target us with this petty demand? Don't they have better things to do like clean up the graffiti on the walls, or evict the noisy little fuck wits who live in our block somewhere and wake us up at 3am during the week on a regular basis. What about the shit for brains who leave furniture in the wheelie bins room. Or the moron who owns a cat in the complex?
So I have to kill my plants, and I have no idea what I can do with our table. But we will have no place to eat and have people over now.
In case you can't tell, I'm absolutely fuming right now, and I'm ready to give someone a piece of my mind. They better watch out cause I'm ready to start kicking asses and taking names.
posted by Milly @ 1:21 AM
6 Comments
6 Comments:
Sorry to hear it :(
They do it to you because you're the easy ones to catch. The furniture is there all day so the inspector can see it.
Do you have to kill the plants, or just move them off the paved area and onto the lawn/into the garden? Is it possible to get a copy of the strata laws and your lease to see if they mention anything like that?
In a few months, you won't have this problem ever again...
-Hale
We just had a rent inspection and so far haven't heard any complaints about the over grown weeds. I'm fed up with having to let strangers into the house.
If your plants need a new home I can take some that you don't give to family members.
I will give you visitation rights :P
Mel
if you wanted somewhere to store your table we have a massive deck area that it could sit on or even in the shed if need be until you get your own house. but i would do what hale says and try and find a copy of the strata laws and your lease - because not being able to have a table on your porch sounds really weird to me!!
Yeah they are sending us all the documents so we can see where this by-law comes in. Tony did a quick check last night and EVERY SINGLE APARTMENT that was on the ground floor had a table and chairs out!
I feel like they've told me I can't have a bed in my bedroom, or no couches in the lounge room please.
So ridiculous!
As for homes for our stuff, Jane is going to take care of the table now - thanks Kirstie.
Plants-might see if my Dad will look after them for me. If not though I'll be knocking on your door Mel :) It would be a shame to lose my capsicums when they are fruiting.
Can't wait to tell them 'get fuicked, we're moving!'
Want me to break some arms?
Bring on the mad BJJ skills!
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