Thursday, March 15, 2007

Pinky and The Brain

Does anyone remember this show? It was on in the mid 90's and I think it's hilarious! I must try to find it on DVD. I think my favourite part always has to be when Brain asks 'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?' Here are some of Pinky's numerous answers:
  • "Well, I think so, Brain, but if they call people from Poland Poles, why don't they call people from Holland Holes?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?"
  • "I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?"
  • "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels."
  • "Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?"
  • "Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ... ooh, it's all too much for me."
  • "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?"
  • "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so."
  • "Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?"
  • "Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss."
  • "Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu."
  • "I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so."
  • "I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in salad dressing wouldn't the aspargus feel left out?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but if they called them 'Sad Meals', kids wouldn't buy them!"
  • "I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking -- I mean, what would the children look like?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but what would Pippi Longstocking look like with her hair strait?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp."
  • "Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
  • "Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.
  • "I think so, Brain, but, the Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't it?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby."
  • "Well, I think so -POIT- but where do you stick the feather and call it macaroni?"
  • "Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime."
  • "Well, I think so, Brain, but it's a miracle that this one grew back."
  • "Well, I think so, Brain, but first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't you?"
  • "Well, I think so, Brain, but 'apply North Pole' to what?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but 'Snowball for Windows'?"
  • "Well, I think so, Brain, but snort no, no, it's too stupid!"
  • "Umm, I think so, Don Cerebro, but, umm, why would Sophia Loren do a musical?"
  • "Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but isn't that why they invented tube socks?"
  • "Well, I think so Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?"
  • "I think so Brain, but if you replace the 'P' with an 'O', my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?"
  • "Oooh, I think so Brain, but I think I'd rather eat the Macarena."
  • "Well, I think so hiccup, but Kevin Costner with an English accent?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but don't you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo?"
  • "Well, I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but we're already naked."
  • "We eat the box?"
  • "Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?"
  • "I think so, Brain NARF, but don't camels spit a lot?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but why would Peter Bogdanovich?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade, we'll never have any puppies."
  • "I think so, Larry, and um, Brain, but how can we get seven dwarves to shave their legs?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but calling it pu-pu platter? Huh, what were they thinking?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but if we had a snowmobile, wouldn't it melt before summer?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but what kind of rides do they have in Fabioland?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?"
  • "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but three round meals a day wouldn't be as hard to swallow."
  • "I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?"
  • "Umm, I think so, Brain, but three men in a tub? Ooh, that's unsanitary!"
  • "Yes, but why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? I do not know."
  • "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but I prefer Space Jelly."
  • "Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?"
  • "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but how will we get three pink flamingos into one pair of Capri pants?"
  • Snowball: "Oh Brain, I certainly hope so."
  • "I think so, Brain, but Tuesday Weld isn't a complete sentence."
  • "I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven Samurai?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but then my name would be Thumby."
  • "I think so, Brain, but I find scratching just makes it worse."
  • "I think so, Brain, but shouldn't the bat boy be wearing a cape?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tongue?"
  • "Um, I think so, Brainie, but why would anyone want to Pierce Brosnan?"
  • "Methinks so, Brain, verily, but dost thou think Pete Rose by any other name would still smell as sweaty?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but wouldn't his movies be more suitable for children if he was named Jean-Claude van Darn?"
  • "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but will they let the Cranberry Dutchess stay in the Lincoln Bedroom?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but why does a forklift have to be so big if all it does is lift forks?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but if it was only supposed to be a three hour tour, why did the Howells bring all their money?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel."
  • "I think so, Brain, but if we have nothing to fear but fear itself, why does Eleanor Roosevelt wear that spooky mask?"
  • "I think so, Brain, but what if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach thong?"
  • "Um, I think so, Brain-2, but a show about two talking lab mice? Hoo! It'll never get on the air."
  • "I think so, Brain, but Lederhosen won't stretch that far."
  • "Yeah, but I thought Madonna already had a steady bloke!"
  • "I think so, Brain, but what would goats be doing in red leather turbans?"
  • "I think so, Brain…but how would we ever determine Sandra Bullock's shoe size?"
  • "Yes, Brain, I think so. But how do we get Twiggy to pose with an electric goose?"

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