I'm freakin' hilarious

So we were talking about people we know and hallucinations they have had whilst on acid. One being a guy who thought he was a flower and insisted on being watered constantly. Another guy thought he was a turtle who was stuck on his back, and kept asking people to roll him over. The last one we came up with was some famous rock dude who got put into a nut house because he though he was an orange and was scared someone would peel him.

Ben seemed to think that sounded like some kind of primary school joke, or some sort of bad pun. Al then said 'Why did the orange go to hospital', with which I replied 'because he wasn't peeling very well'. Al is drunk, he thinks I'm hilarious and this is the funniest thing he has ever heard. He insisted I post this blog...Ok, there done.