Warping time

It's weird, but today went really, really slow, and so I have attributed it to this : Being in the buff all day makes time slow down! It is recommended that you do this in the comfort of your own home with all the blinds down.

Although I do remember a friend when I lived in Broome reckoned the best way to avoid the police giving you a speeding fine etc if they pull you over is to drive nude.

It goes like this:
*cop siren*
You pull over and await the officer coming to your window. He hasn't looked at you yet and asks 'registration please'.
To which you reply 'I left it in my other pants'.
He then looks at you in disgust and says ' please drive on'.

Probably works better if you are a dude.

But the point is nudity is great, slows time and reduces traffic fines. Not sure it would work with parking tickets though.